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10, May 2019

18 things the UK could do by 2050

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According to the Committee on Climate Change, the UK can cut greenhouse gas emissions to zero by 2050.

Here are 17 other things the UK can do by 2050:

  1. Ensure all bins are collected and emptied on a weekly basis
  2. Create a sustainable green energy system
  3. Provide a living wage for all inhabitants
  4. Make pigs fly
  5. Rub the faces of dog owners who don’t pick up their dog’s poo in their dog’s poo
  6. Provide affordable housing for everyone including the homeless
  7. Reduce HNS waiting times to zero. Except for people who have had their faces rubbed in their dog’s poo
  8. Legalise marijuana
  9. Realise the ‘arts’ is much more than just art and fund it accordingly
  10. Elect politicians that keep promises and tell the truth
  11. Make a squadron of pigs fly
  12. Prescribe marijuana on the NHS to people who suffer from Lying Politician syndrome
  13. Reward success and excellence instead of failure and incompetence
  14. Reinstate the levels of free speech we are currently losing
  15. Create a whole air corps of pigs, cows, chickens and other farmyard animals
  16. Broker world peace
  17. Agree a final leaving date for Brexit

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